Cops…
…are funny individuals. As a mass they pose a threat…
Got pulled over this morning on my way home from a party. Oh Devil’s Night.
First time getting pulled over. Speeding.
Told him I was lost (I was) and I needed to get my ass home ASAP.
He laughed. Gave me directions. And went on his way with not even a warning.
There is more than an ounce of weed chilling in my car.
Luck, or just good acting. I fucking win today.
Tomorrow will suck because I have work at 7:30 in the morning…but whatever.
Today…Cute Demon Clown for the win! hope my Meggles is doin’ alright.
But most of all. I hope the dead raise up and start mauling people. It’s about fucking time.
